fxck it

ofuckme:

theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert 

lordlou:

the fact that i will probably never be pushed up against a wall by a hot boy makes me upset 

sweet-bitsy:

alpacalypse:

alpacalypse:

MY DAD IS REALLY PISSED OFF WITH ME BECAUSE I KEEP CHANGING EVERYTHING (HIS DESKTOP BACKGROUND, ACCOUNT PICTURE, IPAD BACKGROUND, ETC) TO THIS

I NOW HAVE HIS PHONE. GUESS WHAT I’M CHANGING THE BACKGROUND TO.

he’s put passwords on all of his devices so ive just left this on his desk

You live a good life

devotionii:

this is gonna become a new meme i can feel it

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned

nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

poopflow:

Roses are red
Violets are blue

rumour:

my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

meezeh:

andineversawspring:

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

oh my god

26letterscombined:

I prefer fictional characters over actual human beings because as a book ends and I close its covers I also take away its ability to let me down beyond my imagination.