the fact that i will probably never be pushed up against a wall by a hot boy makes me upset
MY DAD IS REALLY PISSED OFF WITH ME BECAUSE I KEEP CHANGING EVERYTHING (HIS DESKTOP BACKGROUND, ACCOUNT PICTURE, IPAD BACKGROUND, ETC) TO THIS
I NOW HAVE HIS PHONE. GUESS WHAT I’M CHANGING THE BACKGROUND TO.
he’s put passwords on all of his devices so ive just left this on his desk
You live a good life
- morning: no
- afternoon: no
- evening: no
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”. i hate getting friendzoned
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
I prefer fictional characters over actual human beings because as a book ends and I close its covers I also take away its ability to let me down beyond my imagination.